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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8606 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3381 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3691 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!