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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1723 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!