PainfulPixel | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7415
Potions Brewed:	61	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	96	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Farms Harvested:	196
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	178

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

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Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyLoveLessons

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Void Gems Collected:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8991	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GazaPrideCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peter in Miles’ World

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join dis server if u wanna be part of a world where spider-man and miles morales collide in a epic battle of wits and webs. u can swing from building to building like a pro and fight off evil villains with ur spidey senses. plus, u might even get confused for peter parker by some clueless civilians. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughs, so come on and join the fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

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Alpharad is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining gaming content, particularly in the Super Smash Bros. community. He creates videos that include gameplay, commentary, and humor, attracting a large following of fans. With a passion for gaming and a unique style, Alpharad has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	7640	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Potions Brewed:	176	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	633039
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8123	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

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Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Potions Brewed:	116	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.