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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2421 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5387 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
