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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6308 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 196259 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.