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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6315 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3345 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.