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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5407 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.