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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
