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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7789 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.