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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3410 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 5821 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
