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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1785 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7122 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.