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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2689 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
