hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers