so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Alien Abductions: 5 Villages Defended: 14
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Emeralds Found: 3884

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9013 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2844
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Crops Grown: 6648 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 New Chunks Explored: 549736
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Towns Built: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5956 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 230
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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