so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 295
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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