so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Runes Activated: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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