so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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