O’zapft is Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our Oktoberfest celebration where we have virtual beer gardens, pig racing, and even a pumpkin spice latte stand!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Prost! 🍻🎃🤪

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9478	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Farms Harvested:	613
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3397
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Spears Created:	19
Animals Bred:	141	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	980512	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Armor Forged:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BachTripBillsB4Brides

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	266	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

characterization, dragon fruit, flower, flower formation, flowering pathways, gene expression, genetic engineering, genetic improvement, genetic research, HpFBH3, HpFBHs, Molecular biology, pitahaya, pitaya, plant biology, plant genetics, positive regulators, power, study, systematic, target genes

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.