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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!