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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3347 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 4243 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!