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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1646 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!