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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5253 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 98 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3457 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!