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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where age is just a number and quests are never-ending! At the ripe old age of 30, you should have unlocked the “Adulting” achievement, which includes perks like the ability to pay bills on time and the power to resist the urge to nap after a big meal.
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!
