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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1791 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!