Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

play.brutal.network

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

mc.beanblockz.com

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2741	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	2958
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	2329
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

timelesspvp.net

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

playnexia.net:26510

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

mc.popcraft.org

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

mc.penguin-craft.net

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Dragon Eggs Found:	2221
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

gc2.pl

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	45

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

mc.arkhamnetwork.org

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

mctopia.us