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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5516 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 5816 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!