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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9093 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 1222 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!