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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2032 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 926411 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!