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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8549 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!