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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9150 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9024 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!