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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9863 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!