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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3498 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7363 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!