join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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