Origin SMP: Season V | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8047	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3036
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	887	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	4025
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4335	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347