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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 490 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 896 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
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on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.
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