come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena. we got llamas wearing top hats and chickens playing poker. build a house made of diamonds or a castle made of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons boogie down together.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow or a dragon selling hot dogs. join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your imagination run wild. who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested: 535 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
Meteorites Collected: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Epic Quests Completed: 21
Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

    CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

    Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

    So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

    Ye Olde Potato Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

    AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!
    Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Zombie Dances: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Players Killed by Monsters: 9131
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

    Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Crops Grown: 9621 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

    The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

    Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

    PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers
    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

    Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

    But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

    MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!
    Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

    But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 113 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

    Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

    Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

    Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

    Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

    So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

    3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

    4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Animals Bred: 186
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

    VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

    Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

    Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Animals Bred: 168 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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