OrdiCraft2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4757
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	113
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9741	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9105	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	166	Herobrine Sightings:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	6227
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2