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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8620 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 369 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5242 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
