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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 189 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
