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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9335 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
