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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6320 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
