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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 362 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
