OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5743	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	294
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Votes:	2999	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2825	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	2899
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Farms Harvested:	667	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	6836
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	951

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1399	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Star Shards Collected:	115	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!