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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 463 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).