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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Votes:	6284	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Emeralds Found:	9338	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	3634	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	6741
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	2626
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Void Armor Forged:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	114
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	427946	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8698	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Zombie Dances:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com