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Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Towns Built:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Emeralds Found:	6167

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	192	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4