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TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9600	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Farms Harvested:	198
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	97
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2935
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Farms Harvested:	726
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4