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Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

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Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
New Chunks Explored:	390624	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	732589	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ores Mined:	2630
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	127204	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2528
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	1060	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2289
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	401	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6