Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Dragon Eggs Found:	3665
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	2682	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	136	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5588	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1300	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Underground Cities Explored:	4

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Votes:	6274
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Crops Grown:	9834
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	847

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	761444	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	New Chunks Explored:	314205
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Love Letters Sent:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mines Excavated:	2648
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com