Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Votes:	7346	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6838	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	2398	Holy Grails Found:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2080	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magic Items Found:	8261	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2053	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Votes:	8370
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7576	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	422
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601
Crops Grown:	1766	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577